Quiz: Which Diary of a Wimpy Kid Character Are You?
Remember that guy from class who constantly got himself into idiotic situations but somehow always managed to worm his way out? And his best friend who perpetually smelled like a garbage dump? If yes, then you definitely understand why Jeff Kinney’s “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” became the bible for millions of schoolkids and former schoolkids worldwide. And now there’s a quiz that’ll show you exactly which one of this crew of losers, schemers, and plain weird kids you really are.
Questions Overview ðŸ§
1. The Cheese Touch is spreading through your school. What's your strategy?
- Create an elaborate system of alliances to protect yourself
- Touch a door handle with your sleeve every time just to be safe
- Start a rumor that you already had it last year and are immune
- Convince everyone you're too young to understand what it is
2. You're picked for the school talent show. What's your act?
- A magic trick that involves making yourself disappear from stage
- Show off your secret talent for eating things that aren't food
- Perform a historically accurate colonial dance you've been perfecting
- Do a science demonstration that nobody pays attention to
3. Mom bought the wrong brand of snacks for your lunch. Your reaction?
- Trade them for something better at the lunch table
- Happily eat them anyway because snacks are snacks
- Refuse to go to school until she fixes this tragedy
- Have a full meltdown until you get exactly what you want
4. The yearbook committee needs a photo of you. You:
- Submit a professionally edited glamour shot
- Send in a photo where you're making your signature weird face
- Provide a photo with all your academic awards visible in the background
- Get forgotten by the yearbook staff entirely
5. Safety Patrol duty means standing in the freezing cold. You:
- Find a creative loophole to stay warm while technically doing your job
- Stand there shivering but follow all the rules perfectly
- Show up late every day until they stop scheduling you
- Get someone else to do it by playing the baby card
6. There's a new video game everyone's playing. Your approach?
- Master it quickly and help others with difficult levels
- Create your own bizarre rules that make no sense to anyone
- Write a detailed guide and post it on the school bulletin board
- Be really good at it but no one notices your high scores
7. Picture day is tomorrow and you have a huge pimple. Solution?
- Try every home remedy you found online at once
- Put a fun Band-Aid on it and call it a fashion statement
- Skip picture day and forge a note from mom
- Throw a tantrum until someone fixes it for you
8. You're assigned to work on the school newspaper. Your role?
- Fashion and lifestyle columnist who never misses a deadline
- Submit comics that are too weird to publish
- Editor-in-chief who corrects everyone's grammar
- Fact-checker whose corrections get ignored
9. The cafeteria is serving mystery meat. You:
- Start a petition for better lunch options
- Bring your mom's homemade lunch with a thermos of soup
- Order pizza delivery to the school parking lot
- Demand special treatment from the lunch ladies
10. Your family is going on a road trip. In the car, you:
- Organize everyone's entertainment schedule
- Bring a collection of items that make everyone uncomfortable
- Create educational car games with point systems
- Get carsick but everyone's too busy to notice
11. The school play needs volunteers for backstage crew. You:
- Volunteer only if you can be assistant director
- Sign up immediately to help paint all the sets
- Show up once, do nothing, and never return
- Get the lead role despite not even auditioning
12. You find a twenty-dollar bill on the playground. Next move?
- Turn it in to lost and found with a detailed report
- Use it to buy something absolutely ridiculous
- Keep it but give a lecture about finder's keepers laws
- Try to return it but no one believes you found it
13. Zoo-Wee Mama comics are becoming popular at school. You:
- Create a knockoff version called 'Zoo-Wee Papa'
- Start a fan club and make membership cards
- Claim you invented the catchphrase years ago
- Get your parents to buy you exclusive merchandise
14. The teacher asks for a volunteer to read their essay aloud. You:
- Volunteer someone else to go first so you can improve yours
- Read an essay about your collection of belly button lint
- Already have your hand up before the question is finished
- Raise your hand but get overlooked for someone louder
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